Step One: Remember, an ovary punch is strictly a retaliatory act, therefore, the process should begin with you, the victim of a punt in the marbles, in the state of falling down. Spaghetti legs are a normal consequence of getting hit in the ‘nads, which is why an immediate vengeful kick is physically impossible. However, you should maintain your balance and land on one knee. It is very crucial to the process that this step be performed properly, by preferably positioning steadily on the knee that is on the same side as your punching hand. For example, it is advisable that a right-handed man kneels with his right leg.
Step Two: Once you’ve managed proper footing, PUNCH THAT BITCH SQUARE IN THE OVARIES.
There you go, it’s as easy as that. I feel that the world is a better, safer place for men, now that I have conveyed my manly wisdom to you. And don’t worry, I bet that the “ovary punch” will soon become a common household term, and even famous people will start doing it. In fact, someone who could really put a punch to his estranged wife’s ovaries to good use is Über-Man David Hasselhoff, who himself has some ongoing marital tribulations. So pummel away, my Little Vikings! Cheers!
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